The Bandager
Wonderful novel that is both an indictment of the housing crisis and a thrilling edge-of-the-seat adventure
Marente de Moor’s electrifying new novel shows how the homelessness and forced itineracy of an entire generation of twentysomethings represent a form of injustice. Its brilliant narrator – equal parts irresistible and unreliable – will have you spellbound from the first page to the last.

Lotte de Boer
foreignrights@pbo.nl
‘I’m not saying the leg was to blame for everything.’ With this startling opening sentence, Marente de Moor sets the tone for everything to follow in The Orthotist, her astonishing novel about a young man voicing the despair of a generation growing up in European cities who are seeing their dreams go up in smoke because housing has become unaffordable and impossible to find. Joost has dropped out of music school and finds himself working as an ‘orthotist’: he goes to elderly people’s homes to fit them with compression stockings or other orthotics. He spends his days on his knees before legs ‘tumescent with lymphatic fluid, smooth and hard like a washed-up pebble’.
The elderly people he works for live in giant houses, while he goes from cat-sitting gig to pull-out sofa, constantly terrified his girlfriend will leave him because of his homelessness. It is a predicament he shares with the rest of his generation – one of his friends is on Tinder every night to conquer a new bed to crash in. Joost solves his problem by secretly moving into a client’s attic and letting his girlfriend believe the homeowner consented to this arrangement. This propulsive storyline takes The Orthotist into mysterious, Gothic territory, reminiscent of Dostoevsky and Oscar Wilde.
Meanwhile, De Moor – who has long been considered one of the best and most original authors in the Dutch-speaking world – effortlessly weaves her protagonist’s psychology through the heart of the novel’s social indictment and reflections on the decline of Western culture. The people that the orthotist is trying to keep in one piece all have vast libraries – once they pass away, literature and imagination are at risk. In a world where everything is virtual (‘We hit SAVE all day long, but we don’t hold onto anything’, De Moor writes), where thoughts are no longer recorded, literature itself ends up becoming homeless, too.
Head and heart – but above all lots of leg, which De Moor manages to turn into a highly literary body part. A neatly bandaged leg something that’s itching and festering. The plot peels away one layer after another, exposing the fetid rot – horrifying, fascinating, delicious.
De Volkskrant
How much longer can the city pretend everything is fine? Those who have been pushed to the margins of society gradually lose their minds. No wonder, then, that the orthotist is not a reliable narrator. Ranting and raving with verve, shifting between humor and tragedy, he recounts his wonderings after he lost his housing.
NRC
The Bandager, is an impressive addition to De Moor’s oeuvre.. It’s an assured novel and an original reflection on the value of her own profession. At the end of the day, does writing matter? And does reading?
Trouw
